The book..

A: "I used to have an old German Bible around the house for years, but it smelled so bad I finally gave it away to an aunt in Santa Barbara."
B: "Who printed it?"
A: "I don't know… 'Guten' something."
B dropped his fork. "Not Gutenberg?"
A: "I believe that's the name."
B jumping up from the table, "Let's go!". He screamed, "We'll hire a plane!"
A: "Go where?"
B: "To get the Bible, man! Don't you realize you have one of the first books ever printed? It's worth three hundred thousand dollars!"
A stood up excitedly. Then suddenly sat down again. "It can't be worth anything,"
B asked hysterically, "Why not?"
"Because," A replied, "somebody named Martin Luther scribbled all over it."

- (recounted by Osho)

condom malfunction..

Women asked man who is traveling with six children: all these kids are yours ???

Man: No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.


- (received in a fwd. email)

forget mine..

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.



1st: How yours look like?



2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?



1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

(got in a fwd. email)

a hindi classroom in the u.s. യു. എസിലെ ഒരു ഹിന്ദി ക്ലാസ്‌മുറി

watch this video. so funny and crazy, so lovely and cute! interesting indeed.
a summer hindi class in the new york university!

two simple questions

try answering the below two simple questions. you have to answer them immediately. you can't take time to think, because the questions are so simple and silly.

question 1: Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", obviously you have lost it :)


question 2: It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. if you came up with some solution as to how to bury the survivors, obviously you have lost it :)

the above were two of a few questions i received in email. it is to test how alert you are. if you have got both answers right, you are simply a genius in terms of alertness! if you got any or both of them wrong, don't worry, 95% of the people(including myself;) ) got them wrong!

the meaning of 'fuck' 'ഫക്കി'ന്റെ അര്‍ത്ഥം

in this hilarious video, osho explains the various meanings of the word 'fuck'. enjoy :) (play video or click this link)

fuck എന്ന ഇംഗ്ലീഷ്‌ വാക്കിന്റെ വിവിധ അര്‍ത്ഥങ്ങള്‍ ഓഷോ വിവരിക്കുന്നു. ചിരിപ്പിക്കുന്ന വീഡിയോ :) (വീഡിയോ പ്ലേ ചെയ്യുക, അല്ലെങ്കില്‍ ഈ ലിങ്ക്‌ ക്ലിക്ക്‌ ചെയ്യുക)

toilet use..

Below is a part of a joke I received in email which enumerates a company’s new rules including dress code, leave of absence, holidays, lunch break etc. the part I really loved is this, haha :d

“Toilet Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

- Management”

where is bob???

friends,i had a great chuckle over this which i received from one of my yahoogroups. enjoy:

"George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his Talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

"Bob".

"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the supportof the UN?

Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?

And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks him what his name is?

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?

Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!

And fifth, Where is "Bob" ??!!!!"