toilet use..

Below is a part of a joke I received in email which enumerates a company’s new rules including dress code, leave of absence, holidays, lunch break etc. the part I really loved is this, haha :d

“Toilet Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

- Management”